This morning I was virtually introduced to someone with this blog as a segue. It was kind of thrilling, 'coz it reminds me both that this blog exists, and that somehow people do happen upon it, even though it was from last year. Woop! However, I do feel a bit of an update is in order, if only for temporal accuracy. Here is my present day one.
But you should read this one too. I think it might actually be more fun.
And there are London whore box ads, if nothing else.