04 April 2007

subject heading (an email that somehow made its way into today's spam box)

You inherited a small dick from your father and there is no way to help it.

It's the personal touch that impressed me.
a] They know my father is defunct
b] they've one-upped my actual (non)-inheritance to a small dick (so that's where that small dick came from),
c] they know I am powerless to help it.

Today I feel like the world is looking out for my needs, however meagrely.

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